Well the meddling Daddy had his first spin around Texas as a candidate here and there. The results ain't so good. Poor Craigers don't look so good and didn't sound too good in the recent Senate Debate:
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| After stating the Secretary of Agriculture's name was 'GoDaddy.com Bowl', James brain finally melts to pure mush, much like his on air ESPN verbage. |
In his campaign announcement, he admitted to taking $20 here and there as an SMU football player but no big cash. Twenty bucks? What was he doing, giving $20 blowjobs to faculty or alumni? Maybe he got jealous of all the money the hookers he allegedly killed were earning. One thing is for sure, even in the early eighties Craig James was a cheap date.
But the real angst for James is that he still thinks he is an SMU studly and every morning squeezes his 38 inch waist into a 32 inch jock strap when he "suits up" for the campaign trail. Oh, how that makes those tiny boys suffer.
Perhaps boxers might work better, that way Craigers brain might get more oxygen.
